I had to wait until after April Fools Day to make this post. Otherwise everybody would have thought it was a joke, but I am serious about this. I need to rent an alligator. This is not a variation on "time sharing dogs"--I promise. Here is the story.
A young woman approached me for advice on starting a new business. She wants to be a mammal trainer--dogs, cats, etc. She tells me that she has experience training whales, dolphins, lizards and alligators. I politely ask her if she has a video showing her training alligators. She says no and now you know why I need to rent an alligator. What better way to promote a new business than a video of a ferocious alligator being trained by a young blond woman.
For those of you have read SF for a long time, you should be asking yourself "where's the large market opportunity" in mammal training. The idea I gave her is that she should work toward developing a reality TV series where she trains a different, preferably ferocious animal each week. With all the tie ins such a series could grow into a significant media company.
If anybody wants to see the trainer, her picture is below with a killer whale. If anybody has an alligator to rent, please contact me.


















